What it do...'tis I Headphones...your favorite invisible, non-existent blogger who happens to be sleeping with your boyfriend or girlfriend? OHHH did I just say that?! I THINK SO!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! So on to pressing issues....SHALL WE?!
So, if anybody actually follows this blog...I guess I went on a sort of prolonged break from updating this blog but now I'm back and better before. I've created a new blog -Chief's Agenda 2.0- but that's for my rant and raves about anything that truly bothers me and most of the time it's most likely MJ. So I've decided to make this a more personal random blog of my life.
So, I really don't have anything much to say right now but I have a lot of it in me especially with everything happening in the news. So right now I have to focus of some work for school so I'll be back later with a fuller and better blog. So until then....JUST BEAT ITTTTTT!!!!
~Headphones~
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Sunday, February 14, 2010
Track 1: A Month Into 2010 & A New Outlook On Society: I FINALLY GET A LIFE!!
Not really....
Sobriety is not for the weak!
Okay, enough of this random talk!!!
In true breaking news, I entered my name into Google and I got a hit. Apparently, I am labeled as a homicidal maniac who dresses up in a Snuggie and stabs at the trees because they been messing with my baby momma and running up in my territory while I am trying to make that dough...
Well you know what? GOOGLE LIES!!!
...........................................................
I don't own a snuggie......
Ummm....what? What's Headphones talking about these days? I'll tell you what! ABSOLUTELY everything....Alright, let's get to the agenda SHALL WE?!
Sobriety is not for the weak!
Okay, enough of this random talk!!!
In true breaking news, I entered my name into Google and I got a hit. Apparently, I am labeled as a homicidal maniac who dresses up in a Snuggie and stabs at the trees because they been messing with my baby momma and running up in my territory while I am trying to make that dough...
Well you know what? GOOGLE LIES!!!
...........................................................
I don't own a snuggie......
Ummm....what? What's Headphones talking about these days? I'll tell you what! ABSOLUTELY everything....Alright, let's get to the agenda SHALL WE?!
I thought it's about time that I update this blog which hopefully I'll make a continuous effort...
It has been four months since my last blog I've written that was nothing more than what was going on with the whole investigation regarding Michael Jackson. I had to stop because frankly my erratic typing and reckless use of grammar frighten a few of the children....
On a serious note, first up old news....
After almost 8 months since Michael Jackson's death, Conrad Murray was arraigned on one count of manslaughter after pleading "not guilty" in the death of Michael Jackson. He's out on a 75,000 bail and is still practicing medicine of course under the exception that he does not prescribe nor put any patient under any type of anesthetic....
Yeah....this has all became irrelevant to me because instead of this being thrilled that this case is finally moving again I instead want to poke fun at the fans that were present at the courthouse that day...
I know you're looking at this blog like "Headphones why would you do that? Aren't you a fan of Michael? Why wouldn't you want these fans at the court house?"
To answer all those questions: SHUT UP!
Nah I'm kidding....the reason why I'm poking fun at them is because they have brought shame upon the whole image of a MJ fan...which has suffered enough when MJ was alive but now has taken a turn for the worst now that he's gone. For which I'm afraid could never be repaired.
Yes I am a fan but I'm a fan with common sense and also know that Michael Jackson's shit does in fact stink. I love the man's music, persona, his humanitarian side but I don't turn a blind eye to the actions I disagree with. The reason why I say fans should be within 500 feet of the courthouse is for the fact that they're actually impeding the actions while at the same time unknowingly make themselves as well as all of us looks like insane, blubbering idiots.
Those who question are actions (TINI anyone?) view those with some common sense and sense of decorum (like me and a couple others) as HATERS. WE DON'T WANT JUSTICE FOR MICHAEL!! YOU BELIEVE HE WAS ACTUALLY GUILTY OF CHILD MOLESTATION!! Excuse me....CHILD *********** (<--it says molestation btw)
Yes, we do and no, we don't....We do want justice for MJ's death. But shouting "murderer" to Murray as he walks into the courtroom, providing your own "finding" from your amateur investigations to media outlets, singing off key while dressed up in a jacket with 5 dollar sparkle beads glued to your ten dollar jacket from Wal-Mart and wearing your little sister's jeans, constantly spamming threads with your little petitions and messages stating to call the LAPD with threats of riots in Murray isn't arrested thus risking an arrest for impeding a criminal investigation and reckless use of 911 (In English: Wasting the LAPD's time) and believe me I can go on but I'm already committing a grammatical sin with this poorly written run off sentence and I commend anyone who reads through this sentence and still remembers the idea. By doing all this it results in one thing, you're ****ing off a lot of sane fans as well as possibly ruining the case the LAPD has put together to present.
As for the constant labeling of "HATER", just because we have a difference of opinion and choose not to have our visions clouded by the bright light that is MJ's fame doesn't mean we hate the King of Pop. It just means that we're representing the one thing that MJ rarely had in Michael's life and that's the power of NO. We chose NOT to follow blindly. We chose to say NO, I disagree with MJ. We chose to say NO!
So, after writing all this I just have one thing to say one thing to say to sum it up.
Go right ahead.....
Write your letters, call the LAPD, continue to shout "murderer" until you're blue in the face. Continue making fools of yourselves but at the end of the days don't come crying to the boards when you face your foolish actions. Don't throw tantrums when you don't get your way. Don't blame the media for being so bias, ignoring you, or making you look like a fool. And finally, don't blame Michael for your actions.
In other shorter news, The Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony aired on Friday. It also premiered the new remake of Michael Jackson and Lionel Ritchie’s “We Are the World” that was written 25 years ago as a response to the famine of Africa dubbed “USA for Africa”. The remake is “We Are the World: 25 for Haiti” which already signals a hint that this will not end on a good note (PUN INTENDED)
Apparently, Haiti wasn’t important enough nor was worth the time and effort to create their own anthem so instead playing off MJ’s good name they decide to do the planet good and recycle the song.
(This coming from comments from the forum boards and YouTube)
Nothing says donate like having teeny bopper musicians mixed in with the heavy hitters of the music business but then again anything beats listening to Mariah Carey’s need to pierce the listener’s ears with her high pitch screeches. If that doesn’t get you, then try listening to Wyclef Jean’s warbling which in fact is more entertaining than listening to the excessive use of autotune (that explains Jay-Z absence) and the disjointed rap solo. The only part that kept this remake from being a total disaster was the fact that they had chosen to keep Michael’s parts untouched and awkwardly placing Janet in a side by side shot of the two Jackson siblings singing the first chorus. Jennifer Hudson wasn’t exuding a lot of her talent that was seen in the Grammy’s Tribute to Michael Jackson with Celine Dion, Smokey Robison, Usher, and Carrie Underwood as well as herself performing his hit song “Earth Song”. The only singer of the “music group” Pussycat Doll” also provided vocals and that was all….BTW can anybody else name the other members of the group…..I didn’t think so……but whoever does gets a dollar. But with or without Michael, this was doomed to fail as soon as the thought was perceived. Overall, the remake isn’t bad if you are able to sit through the eight minute video without cringing, experiencing that dirty creepy crawly feeling, or the intense urge to vomit…So much to criticize on but I need to stop before I step even further into the unknown territory where music nerds and just overall negative people with no heart and time to waste bashing on a song that is appealing to the younger generation thus creating the “OH, WHY IS THIS GUY SINGING JUSTIN BEIBER’S PART!”, the “THEY’RE TOTALLY SINGING THE 2010 VERSION!”, and “THEY TOOK THAT FROM THE 2010 VERSION!” kind of talk whenever the original “We Are The World” is played by the old school fans. I weep for the future and knowledge of the old school. As well as the death of rap, many site dedicated to the genre have shut down out of desperation because the remake was the propofol that was fed through the tube and basically killed rap. YEAH I WENT THERE! I know that was a cheap shot but I know that the five people who read this blog with stop ten paragraphs into this entry to see it and for those who do read this all the way through congratulations you have no life but here’s a cookie. But I do apologize…. R.I.P RAP ~1974-2010~
It has been four months since my last blog I've written that was nothing more than what was going on with the whole investigation regarding Michael Jackson. I had to stop because frankly my erratic typing and reckless use of grammar frighten a few of the children....
On a serious note, first up old news....
After almost 8 months since Michael Jackson's death, Conrad Murray was arraigned on one count of manslaughter after pleading "not guilty" in the death of Michael Jackson. He's out on a 75,000 bail and is still practicing medicine of course under the exception that he does not prescribe nor put any patient under any type of anesthetic....
Yeah....this has all became irrelevant to me because instead of this being thrilled that this case is finally moving again I instead want to poke fun at the fans that were present at the courthouse that day...
I know you're looking at this blog like "Headphones why would you do that? Aren't you a fan of Michael? Why wouldn't you want these fans at the court house?"
To answer all those questions: SHUT UP!
Nah I'm kidding....the reason why I'm poking fun at them is because they have brought shame upon the whole image of a MJ fan...which has suffered enough when MJ was alive but now has taken a turn for the worst now that he's gone. For which I'm afraid could never be repaired.
Yes I am a fan but I'm a fan with common sense and also know that Michael Jackson's shit does in fact stink. I love the man's music, persona, his humanitarian side but I don't turn a blind eye to the actions I disagree with. The reason why I say fans should be within 500 feet of the courthouse is for the fact that they're actually impeding the actions while at the same time unknowingly make themselves as well as all of us looks like insane, blubbering idiots.
Those who question are actions (TINI anyone?) view those with some common sense and sense of decorum (like me and a couple others) as HATERS. WE DON'T WANT JUSTICE FOR MICHAEL!! YOU BELIEVE HE WAS ACTUALLY GUILTY OF CHILD MOLESTATION!! Excuse me....CHILD *********** (<--it says molestation btw)
Yes, we do and no, we don't....We do want justice for MJ's death. But shouting "murderer" to Murray as he walks into the courtroom, providing your own "finding" from your amateur investigations to media outlets, singing off key while dressed up in a jacket with 5 dollar sparkle beads glued to your ten dollar jacket from Wal-Mart and wearing your little sister's jeans, constantly spamming threads with your little petitions and messages stating to call the LAPD with threats of riots in Murray isn't arrested thus risking an arrest for impeding a criminal investigation and reckless use of 911 (In English: Wasting the LAPD's time) and believe me I can go on but I'm already committing a grammatical sin with this poorly written run off sentence and I commend anyone who reads through this sentence and still remembers the idea. By doing all this it results in one thing, you're ****ing off a lot of sane fans as well as possibly ruining the case the LAPD has put together to present.
As for the constant labeling of "HATER", just because we have a difference of opinion and choose not to have our visions clouded by the bright light that is MJ's fame doesn't mean we hate the King of Pop. It just means that we're representing the one thing that MJ rarely had in Michael's life and that's the power of NO. We chose NOT to follow blindly. We chose to say NO, I disagree with MJ. We chose to say NO!
So, after writing all this I just have one thing to say one thing to say to sum it up.
Go right ahead.....
Write your letters, call the LAPD, continue to shout "murderer" until you're blue in the face. Continue making fools of yourselves but at the end of the days don't come crying to the boards when you face your foolish actions. Don't throw tantrums when you don't get your way. Don't blame the media for being so bias, ignoring you, or making you look like a fool. And finally, don't blame Michael for your actions.
In other shorter news, The Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony aired on Friday. It also premiered the new remake of Michael Jackson and Lionel Ritchie’s “We Are the World” that was written 25 years ago as a response to the famine of Africa dubbed “USA for Africa”. The remake is “We Are the World: 25 for Haiti” which already signals a hint that this will not end on a good note (PUN INTENDED)
Apparently, Haiti wasn’t important enough nor was worth the time and effort to create their own anthem so instead playing off MJ’s good name they decide to do the planet good and recycle the song.
(This coming from comments from the forum boards and YouTube)
Nothing says donate like having teeny bopper musicians mixed in with the heavy hitters of the music business but then again anything beats listening to Mariah Carey’s need to pierce the listener’s ears with her high pitch screeches. If that doesn’t get you, then try listening to Wyclef Jean’s warbling which in fact is more entertaining than listening to the excessive use of autotune (that explains Jay-Z absence) and the disjointed rap solo. The only part that kept this remake from being a total disaster was the fact that they had chosen to keep Michael’s parts untouched and awkwardly placing Janet in a side by side shot of the two Jackson siblings singing the first chorus. Jennifer Hudson wasn’t exuding a lot of her talent that was seen in the Grammy’s Tribute to Michael Jackson with Celine Dion, Smokey Robison, Usher, and Carrie Underwood as well as herself performing his hit song “Earth Song”. The only singer of the “music group” Pussycat Doll” also provided vocals and that was all….BTW can anybody else name the other members of the group…..I didn’t think so……but whoever does gets a dollar. But with or without Michael, this was doomed to fail as soon as the thought was perceived. Overall, the remake isn’t bad if you are able to sit through the eight minute video without cringing, experiencing that dirty creepy crawly feeling, or the intense urge to vomit…So much to criticize on but I need to stop before I step even further into the unknown territory where music nerds and just overall negative people with no heart and time to waste bashing on a song that is appealing to the younger generation thus creating the “OH, WHY IS THIS GUY SINGING JUSTIN BEIBER’S PART!”, the “THEY’RE TOTALLY SINGING THE 2010 VERSION!”, and “THEY TOOK THAT FROM THE 2010 VERSION!” kind of talk whenever the original “We Are The World” is played by the old school fans. I weep for the future and knowledge of the old school. As well as the death of rap, many site dedicated to the genre have shut down out of desperation because the remake was the propofol that was fed through the tube and basically killed rap. YEAH I WENT THERE! I know that was a cheap shot but I know that the five people who read this blog with stop ten paragraphs into this entry to see it and for those who do read this all the way through congratulations you have no life but here’s a cookie. But I do apologize…. R.I.P RAP ~1974-2010~
(I've probably broken a record that no one cares about)
~HeadphonesLuV~
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